The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to in power your self

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to change the color of your poop

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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to zap people but only yourself

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the ability to smell sounds

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!