The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to have no power.

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to live.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!