The power to read captchas 2% faster than usual.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The ability to open a door that was already open.

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!