The ability to police irony

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to only drink liquids

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!