the ability to be drop dead gorgeous

The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

Behold! The ability to taste water!

The power to make everyone sound manly except Justin Bieber.

the ability to jump like a white man

The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

the power to become pointless

The power to make your feet stink like crazy

Turning invisible when no one is watching you. -Alex

super strength for picking up a gallon water

the power to turn coke into pepsi

the ability to finish dinner three days after it was served

The power to spell any word perfectly, except words that contain vowels, consonants or phonemes of any kind.

The ability to teleport, but only in compete darkness.

The ability to see WWE and think that this is real.

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The power to mind control your car when you close your eyes

the power to do everything fast when your high on energy

The power to be powerless

The power to freeze time, but you're also frozen.

the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!