The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

The ability to to remove any organs.

The power to know where Waldo is

the ability to become black.

The power to grow cancer cells

the power to only bring back the dead from june 1450

The ability to read one's own mind.

The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

The power to taste the air.

The power to eat food when hungry

the power to milk cows with your mind

The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

the power to have a larger erection, but only when your alone.

the ability to be kicked by CHUCK NORRIS at will

ability to tell the truth when not lying >.

The ability to understand abstract art.

the power to teach elfs how to ride unicorns

whatever the hell the hulk does. aside from the whole angryface thing

The power to make my mom shout at me

The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!