The ability to eat your own face

The power to become as drunk as you want without drinking anything, but having to sober up naturally

The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

The ability to breath outside the water

The power to erect twice as long as anybody else, but only if you're a female. -Shandric

The power of inverted tastebuds (spicy food tastes sweet etc.)

The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

The power to walk halfway through a wall.

Warm vision

The ability to live forever until you die.

the ability to have unimaginably wild sex with chuck norris only if your a man

The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

The power to destroy money but only your money.

The power to shrink to your own size.

Power to develop diseases.

the power to ALWAYS choose the slowest checkout line at wal mart !

The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

The ability to be any woman but only when she's in labor.

The ability to masturbate with your non-dominant arm.

The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

The power to pee a few times every day.

The power to inflict Cellulite at touch.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!