The power to feel pain when ever you want

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!