The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!