- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to make clean socks dirty.

The power to smell like body odor at will

the power to shit out of your nose

The power to think of the worst superpower.

The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

The power to die using only your mind.

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

The power to lock open doors

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The ability to catch any ilness you want.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power to die at will.

The power to give people std's during intercourse

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

Pointless Super Powers