- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

The power to jump higher than a speeding bullet and run faster than a tall building.

To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The power to become annoyed by annoying people

The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

the power to fail at everything you

The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

The power to watch a pot boil.

The power life like a hermit.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

The power to do EXACTLY nothing

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to piss only when sleeping.

The power to talk to dust

Pointless Super Powers