The ability to be poor for life

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The Power to waste one's own time, watching a video, about someone else wasting their time, making a video, listing a small list of pointless super powers.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!