The ability to fart pee.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to be Obama when he's not president anymore

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!