- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

The power to start time.

the power two peel m&ms -jesse

The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

The useless power to write about useless powers...

The power to have no powers!

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

The power to buy free things.

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The power to eat food

the power to not have a power

The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

The ability to be poor for life

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

Pointless Super Powers