The power to die at will

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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Grass eating

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to see when people fart.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!