The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to die but once

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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power to permanently shrink one eye.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!