The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!