The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to make cats burp.

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The ability to turn into an embryo

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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Grass eating

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!