The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to get arrested

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to die in one second

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The power to shed hair

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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the ability to command watermelons

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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To be able to summon old people

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!