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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.
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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.
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The power to grow your nails longer
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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done
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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.
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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!
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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.
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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...
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The power to watch tv
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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.
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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)
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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time
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power to fly only in the plane
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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.
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the power of make your leg invisible
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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.
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The power to write a country song
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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.
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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core
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The power to die.
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Crap out everything you're allergic too
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Tits for a guy.
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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks
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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!