The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to be really itchy.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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to make asians smart

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!