you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to have no powers

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to like this power

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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the power to summon a pen, once

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!