- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to eat food

The power to buy free things.

the power to not have a power

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The Ability to shit studs once a week

the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The ability to be poor for life

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

the power to read something without looking at it

Pointless Super Powers