the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a cat and kill him 9 times

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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the power to write on cellophane

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!