The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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ikawlhan forever

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!