The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to shut the fuck up.

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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Lactokinesis

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!