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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax
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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.
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The power to break your Nokia phone.
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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.
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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side
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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.
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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?
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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint
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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)
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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.
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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza
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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair
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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century
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the power to type without looking at the keyboard
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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will
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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.
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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.
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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.
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The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.
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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.
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the power of becoming a ginger.
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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done
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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.
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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!