- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

the power to finish an all you can eat

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The power to cease to exist at birth!

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

Meatvision.

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

To call me maybe

The power to survive at absolute zero

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

the most bunka busting mega ultra super duper large biggest most powerfull cool best ever strongest mightiest power in whe whole universe but dont knowing what it is.

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to know when to hold them, but not know when to fold them.

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to kill yourself.

Pointless Super Powers