- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

The power to fall up.

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

the power to instantly die

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

The ability to make dogs sneeze

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

the power to turn into nothing.

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

The power to have no powers

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

Pointless Super Powers