The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to fart flames

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!