the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to talk like Batman perfectly, but only at really serious moments.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!