the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The ability to be heard in space

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!