The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to see through a hole

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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Nipple Radar.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!