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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

The power to change the color of your piss

The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

The power to be allergic to cat hair.

The power to like this power

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

the power to fart your way to the moon

The power to make yourself forget your life

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

The power to shrink your private parts.

The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

the ability to turn off your super ability.....

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

the power to summon fire with a lighter

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!