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the power of being cut off mid senta
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The power to turn things in to wood
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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry
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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.
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The Power to have a bowel movement.
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The power to have an indestructible tongue.
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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.
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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)
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The power to talk in Wingdings.
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The power to open doors that are already open
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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.
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The power to die randomly,for no reason.
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The power to feel pain when ever you want
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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.
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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.
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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.
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The power to eat anything that is from a plant
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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.
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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin
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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!
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power to have no power at all
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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures
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penis
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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!