The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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Meatvision.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to turn coleslaw into cabbage.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!