- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

The ability to smell shit from miles away.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

the power to tell when someone is in your car

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The ability to eat anything except for food

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to be a gamer

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

Pointless Super Powers