- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be a gamer

ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

the power to summon a massive midget

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

The power to see who is writing these powers

THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

The power to watch tv while sleeping

The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

The power to make objects slightly furry

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

The ability to see everything in shades of green

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

Pointless Super Powers