every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to science.

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to know where the beef is

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Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to run in slow motion

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!