- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to regret things you did in the past

The power to journey into the future of the past.

THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

The power to suck deez nuts

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

the power to do two suicide bombings

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

The power to have super-sweaty hands

The power to control your own mind.

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

the power to die....

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

The power to use your penis as a lasso.

The power to die in one second

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

Pointless Super Powers