The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to live.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power of asdfgh

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!