the power to get STD's

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to only tell the truth

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!