To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to become a carrot.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Find Waldo

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!