the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

The power to live through torture.

The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

The power of eating from ears.

The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

The power to see through glass

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

the power to become friends with a plastic box

The power to fart 5 times bigger

The ability to fall unconscious at will.

WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!