The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to attract bullets

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to get STD's

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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Immunity to medication

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!