the power to be powerless

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to have no superpower

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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black people

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!