The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to slip on anything.

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!