the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to increase the rate of plant and fungal matter growth by 15% by staring intently at it.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!