The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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The power to fart really smelly :P

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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the ability to die once you have died

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The powers to lose your current power forever

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!