The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to slip on anything.

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The ability to poop glue.

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The ability to turn into a werewolf but only when your holding silver

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!