The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to have no abilities.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The Power to think of a better superpower you could have chosen

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The Power to die at will

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!