The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to make ducks quack every time laugh

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the ability to shit active helicopters >o

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to only tell the truth

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the power to read whenever somebody is about to make a pun but only if youve already heard that pun

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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Taekwondo

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power of minding your own business

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!