The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to die at will.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to live through torture.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!