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The power to wet yourself at will.

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

The power to make someone think about frogs

The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

They power to be able to make meth.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

The power to disintegrate yourself

Pointless Super Powers

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