The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

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The super power of randomly confuse the feeling of being about to sneeze and being about to shit yourself

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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power to fly when your underwater

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see through glass doors.

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to open doors that are already open

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the power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!