The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power of love

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to go blind at will.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!