- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to digest any food easily

The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

The power to fart really smelly :P

The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

the power to post pointless superpowers.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The power to kick a kid in the balls.

The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

The power to control sloths

wast your time on the computer

The power to do nothing/

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

Pointless Super Powers