The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to have children at will.

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the power to turn wine into water

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to walk through air.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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the power to die

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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the power to laugh at something that isn't even funny

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to read your own mind.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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Reverse Pooping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!