- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

the ability to lick your own elbow

The superpower of having no superpower.

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

The power to understand irony.

the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

the ability to slightly change your facial expression. sometimes.

The power to get thumbs down.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

the power to vote

The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

the power to summon 10 ants every week

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

Pointless Super Powers