The ability to rape the willing.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to write in invisible ink

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

thumb_up thumb_down +27

Th power to be telepathetic

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to make elton john gay

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to convert farts into burps.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

the power to summon 10 ants every week

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

thumb_up thumb_down +27

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to do EXACTLY nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!