The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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KeemStar

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!