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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!