The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The ability to kill Abraham Lincoln with the power of your thoughts. Hey, wait a minute...

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to eat soap.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The superpower of having no superpower.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!