The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to do 1,000,000 pushups but you cant record it or show anyone

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The power to eat food

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The power to kill yourself.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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hey

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to turn red blood cells red

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!