The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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the power to hate nature

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to hurt the people you love

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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KeemStar

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!