The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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Nihat Do?an

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!