The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power of trolling your self

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!