- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

the ability to darken darkness

The power to to think less

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

Balls.

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The power to change lemonade into lemons.

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

the power to give anyone an incurable disease

the power to make music for deaf people

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

The power to break your bones on command.

the power to not have a power

The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

The power to turn coke into pepsi

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

Pointless Super Powers